A PRAYER TO GLORIOUS LEADER TRUMP
O Great Glorious Leader!
Son of the Spirit Chrysus*,
Heir of King Midas,
Czar of Titled Towers,
El Duque of El Dorado,
Führer of Fantasy,
may We rest and be remade
in the Crucible of Your Debts
so that Our Ceilings and Skies
will shine as plated gold.
Smelt and fabricate Our Lives
as figurines becoming
of your magnificence.
Guide Us in Our Devotion
and Glutting, Our Famished Feasts,
and fortify Our Resolve to face
the horrors You’ve beset upon Us.
We pour out Our Oblation of Rage,
Confusion, and Fear with blind devotion.
O Gracious Giver of Golden Greatness,
The Really Greatest Best Donald John Trump,
We thank You for taking everything.